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| Breaking News - Manchester United Declare Bankrupcy... | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 11 2009, 01:55 PM (92 Views) | |
| The Citizens | Jun 11 2009, 01:55 PM Post #1 |
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In breaking news Manchester United have declared bankrupcy following the sensational switch of Christiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid, who will shortly be followed by Carlos Tevez to local rivals Manchester City. The bankrupcy was triggered by a massive fall in season ticket sales and merchandise sales across London, Essex, Kent and Ireland. This left the club unable to meet repayments on their debt which is thought to exceed £600m In other news an earthquake measuring 3.2 on the richter scale hit southern England today as hundreds of thousands of former Man United fans stampeeded to buy Real Madrid shirts. Troubled Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was said to be rubbing his hands with glee at the prospect of thousands of overweight chavs handing over millions of pounds of hard earner benefit/drug money on replica shirts of their new favorite-team-that-they've-supported-for years-and-always-go-and-see-despite-the-fact-they-can-never-remember-where-they-sit-or-even-name-more-than-five-players. |
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| Nick'o | Jun 11 2009, 10:48 PM Post #2 |
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what citz is trying to say ronaldo gone to madrid for $162m to celebrate he spent the night kcufing paris hilton :rofl: |
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