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Topic Started: Jun 25 2009, 04:56 AM (173 Views)
The King of Japan
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This thread is just for rugby not for info about cougar and chiselheads fishing trips or macka talking about his great salary or huge penis or cocksmoke telling us about mungoball.

This is for RUGBY

I know this is strange coz most aussie rugby fans have about as much knowledge about rugby as oprah has on eating healthy food!!
You guys need educating and I'm back here to teach you.

So listen carefully and take notes if you have to.

1) Aussie rugby is shite.
2) Without Deans as coach you would struggle to beat Italy B
3) Your forwards are weak as piss
4) Your backs are all gay
5) Aussie will NOT win the trinations

I will continue to update you with other inportant info as the weeks and months go on.

your hero von



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Foetarse_Brain
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Naafi takes it backwards.
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HG's
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Still on the juice I see.

The AB's to come last in the 3 nations and to loose the Bled cup.

Gees they could even keep the silver against the frogs.

Get use to it as this year you will loose a few more of these :winner:
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I quite like my penis.
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Jango Fett
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How are the crabs biting in the Territory?
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Lord NAAFI
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Another sad Kiwi attempt to take the focus off their limp dicked, barely scrapped 1-1 series 'win' over the Frogs.

C'mon gang, they defeated world class stars like Maxime Mermoz, Julien Dupuy, Louis Picamoles, Fulgence Ouedraogo, Romain Millo-ChluskiWilliam Servat, Fabien Barcella. & Thomas Domingo.

I would suggest NZ are about the 5th ranked team in world rugby at present.
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Foetarse, make sure you also save the url for this thread.......for future references.
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The King of Japan
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naafi you obviously need some extra tutorials on rugby (the past and present). I doubt NZ has ever been ranked at 5th place in the last 100yrs!
Now Australia has prob held that ranking or lower many times.

I guess if you keep saying it one of these decades you might actually be right! Its funny how blow on and on about the ABs being shite every year but then when the win, nothing more is said (its the aussie way). I guess if you are ever right you will be on here singing "I told you so" and ur other great hits like "We have 2 Cups".
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Jango
Jun 25 2009, 07:08 AM
How are the crabs biting in the Territory?
It's crabbing sason, going out on Saturday to get a feed or two....some big f'uckers around at the minute, Jew fish are on the go as well off a few of the wrecks in the harbour.....big weekend of crabbing and jew fishing........It sure beats the f'uck out of listening to some asian c'unt licking his toes....Von you are a deadset cocksmoker!
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The King of Japan
Jun 25 2009, 10:56 PM
naafi you obviously need some extra tutorials on rugby (the past and present).
If I ever need a lesson on how to be precious, how to throw handbags or how to choke when it counts, I'll consult a Kiwi.
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Lord NAAFI
Jun 26 2009, 03:04 AM
The King of Japan
Jun 25 2009, 10:56 PM
naafi you obviously need some extra tutorials on rugby (the past and present).
If I ever need a lesson on how to be precious, how to throw handbags or how to choke when it counts, I'll consult a Kiwi.
or.....fart in an confined space!
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The King of Japan
Jun 25 2009, 04:56 AM
This thread is just for rugby not for info about cougar and chiselheads fishing trips or macka talking about his great salary or huge penis or cocksmoke telling us about mungoball.

This is for RUGBY

I know this is strange coz most aussie rugby fans have about as much knowledge about rugby as oprah has on eating healthy food!!
You guys need educating and I'm back here to teach you.

So listen carefully and take notes if you have to.

1) Aussie rugby is shite.
2) Without Deans as coach you would struggle to beat Italy B
3) Your forwards are weak as piss
4) Your backs are all gay
5) Aussie will NOT win the trinations

I will continue to update you with other inportant info as the weeks and months go on.

your hero von



Ah, so you are Von. For years people have talked about this guy called Von. Von this, Von that, you know, if Von was here etc.

Von, I have to say that most of the time, and I dont really know you, most people have said you are an immature douche with zero IQ and a tiny penis that makes Mackas look big. They have also said you are a homo and have compared you with Linda, with Linda just pipping you for being an under educated fark knuckle that is an embarrassment to NZ.

This might be all untrue though.
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The King of Japan
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hey moolooman

yeah some of that stuff could well be true but having a penis that makes mackas look big is just going too far. I have seen ladyboys with bigger willys than mackas (cougar introduced me to them!)

I dont know anything about fishing and crabs like cougar and chiselhead but i do know rugby (even after 6 yrs in exile in Japan).

some of the funts on here dont know shite about our great game.

von
ps some of those chiefs are shite yeah, e.g. Donald (the new simon mannix), latimer (the new duane monkley altho got capped).
Shit they just need to get some of the young U20s into the mix cant do much worse. I would not mind if they lost a few this yr if i knew they were gettin experience and improving.
At present Toeava, Nerimia Tialata and co have had 20 tests or so and they are still shite

Get more Canterbury guys in there.
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Lord NAAFI
Jun 26 2009, 03:04 AM
The King of Japan
Jun 25 2009, 10:56 PM
naafi you obviously need some extra tutorials on rugby (the past and present).
If I ever need a lesson on how to be precious, how to throw handbags or how to choke when it counts, I'll consult a Kiwi.
Deadset, that will do me.
Kiwis are a pimple on society.
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The King of Japan
Jun 25 2009, 10:56 PM
naafi you obviously need some extra tutorials on rugby (the past and present). I doubt NZ has ever been ranked at 5th place in the last 100yrs!
Now Australia has prob held that ranking or lower many times.

I guess if you keep saying it one of these decades you might actually be right! Its funny how blow on and on about the ABs being shite every year but then when the win, nothing more is said (its the aussie way). I guess if you are ever right you will be on here singing "I told you so" and ur other great hits like "We have 2 Cups".
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I doubt NZ has ever been ranked at 5th place in the last 100yrs!

Yeah, then where did we rank at the last world cup!
Shut up, save your species from more embarrassement!
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