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This weekend's Wallaby game; Our very own Ashes thread
Topic Started: Jul 3 2009, 09:07 AM (627 Views)
Lord NAAFI
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There is none. What the hell is this. Deadset, its the middle of winter, and there's this gap as big as the one between Hodgo's teeth in the f.ucking schedule.

What are we supposed to do - tune into the Cougs Goes Crabbing show ?
Edited by Lord NAAFI, Jul 6 2009, 08:04 AM.
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Lions Lions Lions
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Ashes is on next week.
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Gordon 0 Warringah 24 !
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Jul 4 2009, 05:49 AM
Ashes is on next week.
The new whiz kid Hughes has been found out. He doesn't like the short stuff
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Jul 4 2009, 11:50 PM
Jango
Jul 4 2009, 05:49 AM
Ashes is on next week.
The new whiz kid Hughes has been found out. He doesn't like the short stuff
Michael Bevan II ?

We have to have our own cricket thread here. I can't tolerate those emo gaylords in the cricket forum.
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Agreed.
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I think we should go with 4 quicks. We haven't got a spinner that could get me out
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Our bowling attack is an embarassment. We don't have the strike power to just tear through a batting lineup like we used to. We have no spinner to offer variety but you are right - the part timers like Katich & North are as good as our full timers.

We lack a swing bowler to make the most of the English conditions. Siddle & Stuey Clark are seamers who are lucky to get an inch of movement. Johnson mostly is about angle and bounce. A shame Hilfenhaus hasn't come through, his outswinger showed a lot of promise.
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Jul 5 2009, 09:09 AM
I think we should go with 4 quicks. We haven't got a spinner that could get me out
I used to bowl leggies(pre texting days)
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Remember toffs to sit there quietly when a goal is being taken :rolleyes:
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Didn't go crabbing, but did get to bury the bat!
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Jul 5 2009, 09:28 AM
Our bowling attack is an embarassment. We don't have the strike power to just tear through a batting lineup like we used to. We have no spinner to offer variety but you are right - the part timers like Katich & North are as good as our full timers.

We lack a swing bowler to make the most of the English conditions. Siddle & Stuey Clark are seamers who are lucky to get an inch of movement. Johnson mostly is about angle and bounce. A shame Hilfenhaus hasn't come through, his outswinger showed a lot of promise.
Stuart Clarke was the new McGrath after pigeon retired. I didn't realise Clarke was 33 until I read my Sunday Times ashes liftout.

Johnson has developed his inswinger which has made him very handy. He likes to hit the pitch hard but the slower English wickets make this less rewarding. 1st bowler picked these days. Can bat a bit too.

I thought Lee was gone until the other day. He's hitting 150 again and can get reverse swing. A handy batsmen these days as well. Our top order is pretty brittle these days. I'd pick him.

Hilfenhaus is an awesome swing bowler. I'd actually pick him. Horses for courses. English conditions will suit him. I reckon he'd be almost unplayable......like Alderman was in England. This is controversial but I'd give him a gig.

Siddle for niggle. he's abrasive and charges in on a flat wicket. He gets wickets through sheer determination. A great man for a flat track when the opposition are on top.

Clarke is in the McGrath mould. Hard to leave him out but I'd give the Hilf an opportunity I'm sure the selectors will pick him though. I reckon we have a great fast bowling attack. The difference is we don't have a decent spinner. We don't even have an average spinner
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This is a good idea post cricket in here that way we don't have to put up with the plonkers next door.
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The turn coat Chappell is righting us off already.
What a tosser.
We do lack a spinner but the poms don't have the metal to go the distance.
Our sledging will get us 10 wickets alone.
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